Want to know where to go to do lunch or have dinner? Tired of seeing everything getting rave reviews? Like to get your money's worth? This is the place, gay man!
| Updated 8/27/06 |
Just like any restaurant, this page has several tables. The first table shows the very best meals (with the top rating first). The second table shows the meals that are most worthy of your money (with the best deal first). The meals in these two tables are all culled from the third table, which includes all the restaurants we have visited (in alphabetical order). The tables are followed by a section of reviews, where we give you a word or two on each restaurant -- the human touch behind the mathematics.
Each entry in the tables shows you how good (or bad) the restaurant is, and also if it is overpriced (or underpriced -- Eureka!). You should first read how we come up with our ratings, but when you come back next time you may skip the talk and go directly to the tables by clicking on one of the buttons below.
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We appraise the restaurants we visit -- not praise them as most reviewers do: A recently departed reviewer in the gay press here never found a restaurant that wasn't the very best one, and he loved every morsel they threw at him. We do it differently. We don't let them know that we review them, so we don't get any improved meals or special service, and we carry no advertising, so we can say what we really think -- that should give you a more reliable help in choosing where to go to be happy.
In the Total Rating column we rate how good the place is, disregarding the cost of eating there, and in the Worth Your Money? column you see if you get what you pay for. We have never seen restaurants judged in this manner -- we think you'll appreciate this approach!
The list started small, but now we are approaching two hundred eateries. It will continue to grow, but it'll never be "complete". We have visited each restaurant that we review. Of course, the list is subjective -- there is no evaluation committee at work here, just us trying to help you.
Different people may look for different things in a restaurant. Here is what we require to give the top rating in each category:
| FOOD QUALITY: (Ratings 0 to 4) The menu doesn't need to be long, but there should be something for every palate. Well cooked, fresh tasting, and presentated in a tempting way. Yes, the food should really be a bit more complicated than we could prepare at home. And it should be bountiful, so we don't have to go across the street and finish off the meal in another restaurant. |
| AMBIENCE: (Ratings 0 to 4) We like to be casually dressed and still get a warm welcome and be seated without a big fuss. The table should be set in advance, complete with tablecloth and linen napkins. The room should be nicely lighted and the colors pleasing. We like the openly straight guests to accept our presence with equanimity, if not ecstacy. And no valet parking trap. (Valet parking is quite OK if they offer you self-parking as a choice.) |
| SERVICE: (Ratings 0 to 3) We like to be waited on when needed but otherwise left alone. When the food arrives, no food auction, please ("...and I have a salmon; who is that for?..."). We don't want to be asked how we enjoy the food we are just eating -- most restaurants interrupt their guests by asking this; however, it isn't done by very good places (they don't need to ask) and very bad ones (they don't dare to ask). The service should remain on the table until everyone has finished, unless the kitchen is running short of plates. If they try to cheat (faux food, imaginative billing, whatever) we regard it as no service at all. Buffets and cafeterias also get no service points -- you do serve yourself, right? |
| GAY PRESENCE: (Ratings 0 to 3) The more gay guys we see as patrons the happier we are. |
| PRICE LEVEL: (Ratings 0 and up: higher rating = higher price) Of course we want all this for nothing! Now that that's impossible, we still find a low cost for the meal most appreciated. For the cost calculation, we use the average price of all the items that are top ranking on that menu: The burgers in a burger place, the chateaubriands (but not the burgers) in a fancy restaurant. We use the selections and prices from the regular menu, but if they offer a promotional meal ("Special Lunch Menu", "Early Bird Special", etc), we may provide an additional listing with the applicable day and time specified. |
The Price Level subtracted from the Total Rating gives you the Worth Your Money?. If you pay the right amount for what you get, it'll show as a zero. If it's a plus value, then you get more than what you pay for, and conversely you get less than you pay for if it's a minus value. (Why are there so many pluses and so few minuses? You know, we've probably instinctively avoided the dogs, but we'll get to them all in due course...)
Since we don't run to restaurants every time we are hungry, it takes its good time to compile a list like this one. While our impression should be valid forever, you may want to know when we were there. The Year column will give you a rough idea. You may notice that most reviews date from 1999, 2000, and 2001. These days we don't go out quite as much, so there are fewer recent additions. But all the evaluations we have seem to remain quite valid and should remain so.
You may look at the Detailed Rating Criteria if you care to know in detail how we arrived at each number in the tables.
Our towns: CC = Cathedral City, DH = Desert Hot Springs, IN = Indio, IW = Indian Wells, LQ = La Quinta, PD = Palm Desert, PS = Palm Springs, RM = Rancho Mirage, TP = Thousand Palms.
An (af) after Meal Judged means 'al fresco' = we chose to sit outdoors.
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Click on a restaurant name for a brief review
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to the same restaurant in the main listing by clicking on RATINGS after the review).
| Sequencing: 1) Total Rating, 2) Worth Your Money, 3) Food Quality, 4) Ambience, 5) Service, 6)Year |
| RESTAURANT_____NAME | TOWN | TELEPHONE | MEAL_________JUDGED | FOOD QUALITY | AMBIENCE | SERVICE | GAY PRESENCE | TOTAL RATING | PRICE LEVEL | WORTH YOUR MONEY? | YEAR |
| Plum | PS | 322-0200 | Dinner (af) | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 14 | 8 | +6 | 06 |
| Shame on the Moon | RM | 324-5515 | Dinner | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 14 | 8 | +6 | 99 |
| Pablo's | RM | 862-4581 | Dinner | 4 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 6 | +6 | 03 |
| Cedar Creek Inn | PS | 325-7300 | Brunch | 4 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 6 | +6 | 00 |
| Kaiser Grille | PS | 323-1003 | Lunch (af) | 4 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 7 | +5 | 99 |
| Blame It On Midnight | PS | 323-1200 | Dinner | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 12 | 7 | +5 | 01 |
| Davey's Hideaway | PS | 320-4480 | Dinner | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 12 | 8 | +4 | 01 |
| Boscoso | PS | 325-4002 | Dinner | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 12 | 8 | +4 | 06 |
| Look | PS | 778-3520 | Dinner (af) | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 12 | 8 | +4 | 05 |
| Charisma | IW | 773-4444 | Dinner | 4 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 10 | +2 | 04 |
| Cedar Creek Inn | PS | 325-7300 | Dinner | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 12 | 10 | +2 | 00 |
| Steakhouse at Spa Resort Casino | PS | 883-1000 | Dinner | 4 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 06 |
| Johannes | PS | 778-0017 | Dinner | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 12 | 16 | -4 | 04 |
| Sequencing: 1) Worth Your Money, 2) Total Rating, 3) Dinner-->Brunch-->Lunch, 4) Food Quality, 5) Ambience, 6) Year |
| RESTAURANT_____NAME | TOWN | TELEPHONE | MEAL_________JUDGED | FOOD QUALITY | AMBIENCE | SERVICE | GAY PRESENCE | TOTAL RATING | PRICE LEVEL | WORTH YOUR MONEY? | YEAR |
| Charisma | IW | 773-4444 | Promo 5-7 PM Mo-Th | 3 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 3 | +8 | 04 |
| Uptown Grill of Palm Springs | PS | 320-6116 | Lunch | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 11 | 4 | +7 | 04 |
| Plum | PS | 322-0200 | Dinner (af) | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 14 | 8 | +6 | 06 |
| Shame on the Moon | RM | 324-5515 | Dinner | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 14 | 8 | +6 | 99 |
| Pablo's | RM | 862-4581 | Dinner | 4 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 6 | +6 | 03 |
| Cedar Creek Inn | PS | 325-7300 | Brunch | 4 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 6 | +6 | 00 |
| Al Dente | PS | 325-1160 | Lunch (af) | 2 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 4 | +6 | 00 |
| Shangri-La | LQ | 777-0203 | Lunch | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 3 | +6 | 99 |
| Rock Garden Cafe (see note!) | PS | 327-8840 | Buffet Brunch (af) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 1 | +6 | 98 |
| Sequencing: 1) Restaurant Name, 2) Meal Judged |
| RESTAURANT_____NAME | TOWN | TELEPHONE | MEAL_________JUDGED | FOOD QUALITY | AMBIENCE | SERVICE | GAY PRESENCE | TOTAL RATING | PRICE LEVEL | WORTH YOUR MONEY? | YEAR |
| Adobe | CC | 328-7211 | Dinner | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 10 | 9 | +1 | 98 |
| Alaskan Grill Twisted Fish | PS | CLOSED | Lunch (af) | 2 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 4 | +5 | 04 |
| Al Dente | PS | 325-1160 | Lunch (af) | 2 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 4 | +6 | 00 |
| Dinner | 3 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 9 | +2 | 05 | |||
| Alfredo's (see note!) | PS | CLOSED | Dinner | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 6 | +4 | 99 |
| Applebee's | CC | 324-6911 | Brunch | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 99 |
| Atlas | PS | CLOSED | Lunch (af) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 8 | -1 | 02 |
| Azul | PS | 325-5533 | Lunch (af) | 3 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 6 | +5 | 06 |
| RESTAURANT_____NAME | TOWN | TELEPHONE | MEAL_________JUDGED | FOOD QUALITY | AMBIENCE | SERVICE | GAY PRESENCE | TOTAL RATING | PRICE LEVEL | WORTH YOUR MONEY? | YEAR |
| Baker's Square | PS | 325-6000 | Lunch | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 99 |
| Dinner | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 99 | |||
| Banducci's Bit of Italy | PS | CLOSED | Dinner | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 5 | +2 | 99 |
| Beach House | RM | CLOSED | Brunch | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5 | +1 | 99 |
| Bella Cucina | PD | 836-3280 | Lunch | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 5 | +1 | 01 |
| Lunch (af) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 99 | |||
| Billy Reed's | PS | 325-1946 | Dinner | 2 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 6 | +1 | 01 |
| Bit of Country | PS | 325-5154 | Lunch | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 3 | +1 | 99 |
| Black Angus | RM | 324-8407 | Dinner | 1 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 9 | -3 | 02 |
| Blame It On Midnight | PS | 323-1200 | Dinner | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 12 | 7 | +5 | 01 |
| Blue Angel | PS | CLOSED | Dinner | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 99 |
| Blue Coyote Grill | PS | 327-1196 | Dinner | 3 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 8 | +1 | 98 |
| Bongo Johnny's | PS | 866-1905 | Brunch | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 7 | 4 | +3 | 06 |
| Dinner | 3 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 9 | 6 | +3 | 06 | |||
| Boomerang Bistro | PS | CLOSED | Dinner | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 01 |
| Boscoso | PS | 325-4002 | Dinner | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 12 | 8 | +4 | 06 |
| Burger Factory | PS | CLOSED | Cafeteria Lunch (af) | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | -3 | 99 |
| RESTAURANT_____NAME | TOWN | TELEPHONE | MEAL_________JUDGED | FOOD QUALITY | AMBIENCE | SERVICE | GAY PRESENCE | TOTAL RATING | PRICE LEVEL | WORTH YOUR MONEY? | YEAR |
| Cafe des Beaux-Arts | PD | 346-0669 | Lunch | 4 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 7 | +4 | 99 |
| Cafe Scandia | PS | 320-0427 | Dinner | 4 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 7 | +3 | 05 |
| Cafe 285 | PS | 325-0285 | Lunch (af) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 6 | -1 | 02 |
| Cafe Veracruz | PS | 320-3558 | Lunch | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 4 | +3 | 00 |
| Caffe Italia | PS | 864-1833 | Lunch | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 98 |
| Dinner | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 98 | |||
| California Pizza Kitchen | PD | 776-5036 | Lunch | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 99 |
| PS | 322-6075 | Dinner | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 6 | -1 | 01 | |
| Canyon Bistro | PS | 322-8664 | Lunch (af) | 4 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 7 | +3 | 99 |
| Capri | DH | 329-6833 | Dinner | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 01 |
| Carlo's Italian Deli & Rest | PS | 325-5571 | Dinner | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 01 |
| Carrow's | PS | 327-5150 | Lunch | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 5 | +1 | 98 |
| Dinner | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 4 | +2 | 98 | |||
| Casa Comargo | PS | CLOSED | Dinner | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 4 | +3 | 00 |
| Castle City Grill | IN | 775-6600 | Lunch | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 4 | +3 | 99 |
| C C Inn on El Paseo | PD | 340-1236 | Brunch (af) | 2 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 99 |
| Cedar Creek Inn | PS | 325-7300 | Brunch | 4 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 6 | +6 | 00 |
| Dinner | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 12 | 10 | +2 | 00 | |||
| Dinner (af) | 4 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 9 | +2 | 06 | |||
| RESTAURANT_____NAME | TOWN | TELEPHONE | MEAL_________JUDGED | FOOD QUALITY | AMBIENCE | SERVICE | GAY PRESENCE | TOTAL RATING | PRICE LEVEL | WORTH YOUR MONEY? | YEAR |
| Charisma | IW | 773-4444 | Dinner | 4 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 10 | +2 | 04 |
| Prom 5-7 PM Mo-Th | 3 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 3 | +8 | 04 | |||
| Cheeky Monkey | PS | CLOSED | Brunch | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 00 |
| Chef | PS | CLOSED | Dinner | 2 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 10 | -2 | 99 |
| Chen Ling Garden | PS | CLOSED | Dinner | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 6 | +1 | 00 |
| China 8 | CC | 324-3083 | Lunch | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 2 | +1 | 99 |
| China 8 Buffet | PS | 318-7758 | Dinner | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 2 | +3 | 03 |
| China Garden | PD | 346-4624 | Lunch | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 2 | +5 | 00 |
| China King | PS | 322-7638 | Dinner | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 04 |
| Chrome | PS | CLOSED | Dinner (af) | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 13 | 11 | +2 | 06 |
| Churchill's Fish&Chips | PS | CLOSED | Lunch | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 00 |
| Dinner | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -1 | 00 | |||
| Coco's | PS | 327-2666 | Dinner | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 99 |
| Coffee Dot Com | PS | CLOSED | Lunch (af) | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 5 | +1 | 00 |
| Dinner | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 5 | +1 | 02 | |||
| Continental Cafe | RM | CLOSED | Lunch | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 7 | +3 | 99 |
| Crosswalk Cafe | PS | 416-0227 | Lunch | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 99 |
| Cyrano's | PS | CLOSED | Dinner | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 12 | 10 | +2 | 00 |
| RESTAURANT_____NAME | TOWN | TELEPHONE | MEAL_________JUDGED | FOOD QUALITY | AMBIENCE | SERVICE | GAY PRESENCE | TOTAL RATING | PRICE LEVEL | WORTH YOUR MONEY? | YEAR |
| Daily Grill | PD | 779-9911 | Brunch | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 6 | +4 | 98 |
| Dakota | PD | 346-0744 | Dinner | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 99 |
| Damo's Pastaria | PS | CLOSED | Lunch (af) | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 5 | +5 | 99 |
| Dinner | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 5 | +4 | 99 | |||
| Davey's Hideaway | PS | 320-4480 | Dinner | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 12 | 8 | +4 | 01 |
| Delhi Palace | PS | 325-3411 | Lunch buffet | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 05 |
| Dinner | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 7 | +1 | 99 | |||
| Denny's | PS | 325-9519 | Lunch | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 98 |
| Dinner | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 98 | |||
| Desert Museum Cafe | PS | 325-0189 | Lunch | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 3 | +5 | 01 |
| Desert Palms Inn | CC | CLOSED | Brunch (af) | 3 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 7 | +3 | 02 |
| Don Diego's | IW | 340-5588 | Dinner | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 6 | +2 | 99 |
| Don & Sweet Sue's | CC | 770-2760 | Lunch | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 3 | +5 | 99 |
| RESTAURANT_____NAME | TOWN | TELEPHONE | MEAL_________JUDGED | FOOD QUALITY | AMBIENCE | SERVICE | GAY PRESENCE | TOTAL RATING | PRICE LEVEL | WORTH YOUR MONEY? | YEAR |
| 88 Bistro | RM | CLOSED | Lunch | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 6 | +3 | 99 |
| Elmer's | PS | 327-8419 | Dinner | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 4 | +3 | 99 |
| Enzo's | PS | 416-4418 | Dinner | 2 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 11 | -3 | 04 |
| Erik's Kro | PS | CLOSED | Dinner | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 11 | 7 | +4 | 00 |
| Europa | PS | 327-2314 | Dinner | 3 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 14 | -4 | 00 |
| Fisherman's Market & Grill | PS | 327-1766 | Cafeteria Dinner | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 7 | -4 | 00 |
| Fuji Buffet | RM | CLOSED | Buffet Lunch | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 99 |
| Gila Steaks & Seafood | PD | 346-4452 | Dinner | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 12 | -3 | 99 |
| Grand Palms Buffet | RM | 321-2000 | Buffet Lunch | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 3 | +3 | 01 |
| Buffet Dinner | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | +2 | 01 | |||
| Great Wall | PS | 322-2209 | Lunch | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 3 | +1 | 98 |
| Hacienda Blanca | PS | CLOSED | Lunch | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 5 | +2 | 04 |
| Dinner | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 03 | |||
| Hamburger Hamlet | PS | CLOSED | Cafeteria Lunch (af) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 5 | -2 | 01 |
| Hamburger Mary's | PS | 778-MARY | Dinner | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 04 |
| Here's the Beef Steakhouse | CC | 328-6858 | Dinner | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 00 |
| Hometown Buffet | PD | 341-6653 | Buffet Lunch | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 3 | +1 | 00 |
| RESTAURANT_____NAME | TOWN | TELEPHONE | MEAL_________JUDGED | FOOD QUALITY | AMBIENCE | SERVICE | GAY PRESENCE | TOTAL RATING | PRICE LEVEL | WORTH YOUR MONEY? | YEAR |
| International Cafe | CC | 202-2390 | Dinner | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 8 | +2 | 04 |
| Int'l House of Pancakes | PS | 322-7177 | Lunch | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 98 |
| Dinner | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 3 | +1 | 99 | |||
| RM | 770-5686 | Dinner | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 99 | |
| JJ's Mexican Oasis | PS | 323-4290 | Dinner | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 5 | +3 | 99 |
| Johannes | PS | 778-0017 | Dinner | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 12 | 16 | -4 | 04 |
| John's | PS | 327-8522 | Cafeteria Lunch | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 2 | +1 | 99 |
| John Henry's | PS | 327-7667 | Dinner | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 7 | +1 | 99 |
| Kacoon's Oasis | PD | 346-3224 | Lunch (af) | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 00 |
| Kaiser Grille | PS | 323-1003 | Lunch (af) | 4 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 7 | +5 | 99 |
| Karla's | PS | 327-1369 | Lunch | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 3 | +1 | 04 |
| Kiyosaku | PS | 327-6601 | Dinner | 2 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 8 | -1 | 02 |
| RESTAURANT_____NAME | TOWN | TELEPHONE | MEAL_________JUDGED | FOOD QUALITY | AMBIENCE | SERVICE | GAY PRESENCE | TOTAL RATING | PRICE LEVEL | WORTH YOUR MONEY? | YEAR |
| La Casita (East Palm Canyon) | PS | 320-8993 | Dinner | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 4 | +2 | 00 |
| La Casita (South Indian Canyon) | PS | 320-2267 | Dinner | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 4 | +2 | 02 |
| La Fonda | PS | CLOSED | Cafeteria Lunch | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 98 |
| La Provence | PS | CLOSED | Dinner | 4 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 13 | -1 | 00 |
| Las Casuelas Nuevas | RM | 328-8844 | Buffet Brunch (af) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 5 | +4 | 04 |
| Las Casuelas Original | PS | 325-3213 | Dinner | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 4 | +2 | 99 |
| Las Casuelas Terraza | PS | 325-2794 | Dinner | 2 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 00 |
| La Tablita | CC | 321-5935 | Buffet Brunch | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 3 | +1 | 99 |
| Dinner | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 01 | |||
| RESTAURANT_____NAME | TOWN | TELEPHONE | MEAL_________JUDGED | FOOD QUALITY | AMBIENCE | SERVICE | GAY PRESENCE | TOTAL RATING | PRICE LEVEL | WORTH YOUR MONEY? | YEAR |
| Left Bank | PS | CLOSED | Dinner | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 13 | 11 | +2 | 99 |
| Brunch | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 13 | 7 | +6 | 00 | |||
| RM | 202-9380 | Brunch | 4 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 6 | +5 | 00 | |
| Leon's Bar & Grill | PS | 416-4421 | Dinner | 3 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 00 |
| Le Peep | PS | CLOSED | Lunch | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 4 | +4 | 98 |
| PD | CLOSED | Lunch | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 4 | +3 | 99 | |
| Le Vallauris | PS | 325-5059 | Lunch (af) | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 06 |
| LG's Prime Steakhouse | PS | 416-1779 | Dinner | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 18 | -11 | 99 |
| Livreri's | PS | CLOSED | Dinner | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 00 |
| Look | PS | 778-3520 | Brunch (af) | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 5 | +5 | 05 |
| Dinner (af) | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 12 | 8 | +4 | 05 | |||
| Lost Highway | PS | 327-2005 | Dinner | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 11 | 10 | +1 | 06 |
| Lotza Mozza | PS | 325-5571 | Dinner | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 06 |
| Louise's Pantry | PD | 346-9320 | Lunch | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 3 | +4 | 00 |
| Lyons English Grille | PS | 327-1551 | Dinner | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 8 | +1 | 99 |
| RESTAURANT_____NAME | TOWN | TELEPHONE | MEAL_________JUDGED | FOOD QUALITY | AMBIENCE | SERVICE | GAY PRESENCE | TOTAL RATING | PRICE LEVEL | WORTH YOUR MONEY? | YEAR |
| Macaroni Grill | PD | 837-1333 | Dinner | 3 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 6 | +2 | 99 |
| Magie's | PS | 322-2218 | Lunch | 2 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 5 | +3 | 99 |
| Mama Gina's | PD | 568-9898 | Dinner | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 12 | -2 | 06 |
| Manhattan in the Desert | PS | 322-DELI | Lunch | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 6 | +1 | 04 |
| Dinner | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 04 | |||
| Marie Callender's | RM | 328-0844 | Dinner | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 4 | +3 | 99 |
| PD | 773-4743 | Dinner | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 4 | +3 | 99 | |
| Mario's Italian Cafe | RM | 341-9942 | Dinner | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 5 | +2 | 04 |
| Melvyn's | PS | 325-2323 | Dinner | 4 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 12 | -2 | 00 |
| Michaels Cafe | CC | 321-7197 | Dinner | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 99 |
| Ming's Chinese Cuisine | CC | 770-3663 | Lunch | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 2 | +2 | 99 |
| Mirasol | PS | 323-0721 | Lunch | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 5 | +1 | 99 |
| Miro's | PS | 323-5199 | Dinner | 3 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 7 | +2 | 00 |
| Mountain Dunes Clubhouse | LQ | 564-7686 | Lunch | 2 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 8 | +1 | 02 |
| Muriel's | PS | CLOSED | Dinner | 4 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 16 | -5 | 99 |
| Mykonos | PS | CLOSED | Dinner (af) | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 6 | +2 | 00 |
| RESTAURANT_____NAME | TOWN | TELEPHONE | MEAL_________JUDGED | FOOD QUALITY | AMBIENCE | SERVICE | GAY PRESENCE | TOTAL RATING | PRICE LEVEL | WORTH YOUR MONEY? | YEAR |
| New Hongkong | CC | 770-3918 | Dinner | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 2 | +5 | 01 |
| News Cafe | PS | CLOSED | Lunch | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 99 |
| Oasis Buffet at Spa Resort Casino | PS | 883-1000 | Lunch | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 3 | +2 | 03 |
| Oceans | CC | 324-1554 | Dinner | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 9 | +1 | 99 |
| Olive Garden | PD | 773-2776 | Lunch | 3 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 4 | +5 | 98 |
| Brunch (af) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 00 | |||
| Olympia | RM | 341-6500 | Dinner | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 9 | +1 | 00 |
| Oscar's | PS | CLOSED | Brunch (af) | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 8 | 6 | +2 | 01 |
| Dinner | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 9 | 5 | +4 | 00 | |||
| Otani Garden | PS | CLOSED | Buffet Brunch | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 5 | +2 | 99 |
| Ozz | CC | 324-3000 | Brunch (af) | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 8 | 5 | +3 | 06 |
| Lunch (af) | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 8 | 4 | +4 | 06 | |||
| RESTAURANT_____NAME | TOWN | TELEPHONE | MEAL_________JUDGED | FOOD QUALITY | AMBIENCE | SERVICE | GAY PRESENCE | TOTAL RATING | PRICE LEVEL | WORTH YOUR MONEY? | YEAR |
| Pablo's | RM | 862-4581 | Dinner | 4 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 6 | +6 | 03 |
| Palapa | CC | 321-2553 | Lunch | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 99 |
| Paoli's | CC | 202-0845 | Dinner | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 99 |
| Peeraya | PS | 320-8385 | Lunch | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 2 | +3 | 98 |
| Dinner | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 4 | +3 | 01 | |||
| Pepper Maggies | PD | 360-6135 | Buffet Brunch (af) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 3 | +2 | 99 |
| Pepper Thai Cuisine | PS | 322-1259 | Dinner (af) | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 00 |
| Peters | CC | CLOSED | Dinner (af) | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 11 | 9 | +2 | 04 |
| Philippe's Cafe & Bistro | PS | 323-0772 | Lunch | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 6 | +4 | 06 |
| Dinner | 4 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 06 | |||
| Pizza Hut (N Palm Cyn) | PS | 778-5788 | Dinner | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 3 | +1 | 01 |
| Plum | PS | 322-0200 | Dinner | 4 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 8 | +1 | 05 |
| Dinner (af) | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 14 | 8 | +6 | 06 | |||
| Pom' Frite | PS | 778-3727 | Dinner | 4 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 00 |
| RESTAURANT_____NAME | TOWN | TELEPHONE | MEAL_________JUDGED | FOOD QUALITY | AMBIENCE | SERVICE | GAY PRESENCE | TOTAL RATING | PRICE LEVEL | WORTH YOUR MONEY? | YEAR |
| Racquet Club | PS | CLOSED | Brunch | 3 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 4 | +5 | 02 |
| Rainbow | PS | 325-3868 | Dinner | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 8 | 5 | +3 | 99 |
| Red Pepper | CC | CLOSED | Dinner | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 6 | +1 | 98 |
| Red Tomato | CC | 328-7518 | Dinner | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 5 | +2 | 99 |
| Rick's | PS | 416-0090 | Lunch | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 3 | +3 | 99 |
| Dinner | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 00 | |||
| Rincón Norteño | RM | 346-4774 | Lunch | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 99 |
| Rock Garden Cafe (see note!) | PS | 327-8840 | Buffet Brunch (af) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 1 | +6 | 98 |
| Dinner (af) | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 5 | +1 | 01 | |||
| Rose Tattoo | PD | CLOSED | Lunch | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 99 |
| Ruby's Diner | PS | 416-0138 | Dinner | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 01 |
| RESTAURANT_____NAME | TOWN | TELEPHONE | MEAL_________JUDGED | FOOD QUALITY | AMBIENCE | SERVICE | GAY PRESENCE | TOTAL RATING | PRICE LEVEL | WORTH YOUR MONEY? | YEAR |
| Schnitzel Haus | PS | CLOSED | Dinner | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 00 |
| Shame on the Moon | RM | 324-5515 | Dinner | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 14 | 8 | +6 | 99 |
| Shangri-La | LQ | 777-0203 | Lunch | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 3 | +6 | 99 |
| Dinner | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 5 | +2 | 99 | |||
| Sherman's Deli | PS | 325-1199 | Lunch (af) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 6 | -1 | 01 |
| Dinner (af) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 99 | |||
| Sidewinder Grill | DH | 329-7929 | Dinner | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 2 | +5 | 00 |
| Simba's | PS | 778-7630 | Buffet Lunch | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 99 |
| Skip's Cabana Club | RM | CLOSED | Lunch | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 11 | 4 | +7 | 99 |
| Brunch | 2 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 9 | 6 | +3 | 99 | |||
| Smoky's | PD | 346-1323 | Lunch | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 5 | -3 | 99 |
| Spike's | PS | 322-5280 | Lunch (af) | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 11 | 6 | +5 | 03 |
| Steakhouse at Spa Resort Casino | PS | 883-1000 | Dinner | 4 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 06 |
| String Cheese | PD | 773-3372 | Dinner (af) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 8 | -1 | 99 |
| Sunshine Cafe | CC | 328-1415 | Lunch | 2 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 3 | +5 | 01 |
| PD | 779-1617 | Lunch | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 4 | +4 | 04 | |
| Sunshine Cafe at Spa Hotel | DH | 329-6000 | Lunch | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 3 | +1 | 02 |
| Sweetheat | PS | CLOSED | Dinner | 2 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 00 |
| Sweetwater Saloon | PS | CLOSED | Lunch | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 9 | 4 | +5 | 99 |
| RESTAURANT_____NAME | TOWN | TELEPHONE | MEAL_________JUDGED | FOOD QUALITY | AMBIENCE | SERVICE | GAY PRESENCE | TOTAL RATING | PRICE LEVEL | WORTH YOUR MONEY? | YEAR |
| Taipei | PS | 318-0717 | Dinner | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 00 |
| Taqueria Grill | PS | CLOSED | Dinner (af) | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 00 |
| TGI Friday's | PD | 568-2280 | Brunch | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 4 | +3 | 99 |
| Thai Kitchen II | PS | 323-4527 | Lunch | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 2 | +4 | 01 |
| Dinner before 6PM | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 3 | +3 | 06 | |||
| Dinner after 6PM | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 5 | +1 | 06 | |||
| Thai Smile | PS | 320-5503 | Lunch | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 2 | +3 | 99 |
| Dinner | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 4 | +3 | 01 | |||
| PD | 341-6565 | Dinner | 3 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 6 | +3 | 05 | |
| Tomboyz | PS | CLOSED | Dinner | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 01 |
| Tony Roma's | PS | CLOSED | Lunch | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 3 | +1 | 00 |
| Tony's Pasta Mia | PS | 327-1773 | Dinner | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 02 |
| Tramway Alpine Restaurant | PS | 327-9711 | Cafeteria Lunch | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 98 |
| Triangles | CC | CLOSED | Dinner | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 98 |
| Trilussa | PS | CLOSED | Lunch (af) | 3 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 8 | +1 | 99 |
| Dinner | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 8 | +1 | 99 | |||
| Tsing Tao | PD | 779-9593 | Lunch | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 2 | +2 | 99 |
| Tyler's | PS | CLOSED | Lunch (af) | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 2 | +2 | 00 |
| RESTAURANT_____NAME | TOWN | TELEPHONE | MEAL_________JUDGED | FOOD QUALITY | AMBIENCE | SERVICE | GAY PRESENCE | TOTAL RATING | PRICE LEVEL | WORTH YOUR MONEY? | YEAR |
| Ugly Sisters Bistro | PS | CLOSED | Dinner (af) | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 00 |
| Uptown Grill of Palm Springs | PS | 320-6116 | Lunch | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 11 | 4 | +7 | 04 |
| Veggie & Tea House | PD | 674-9579 | Lunch | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 01 |
| Cafeteria Lunch | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5 | +1 | 01 | |||
| Dinner | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 4 | +3 | 06 | |||
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| Village Pride Coffeehouse | PS | CLOSED | Lunch | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 99 |
| Village Pub | PS | 323-3265 | Dinner (af) | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 99 |
| Vintage Marketplace | PS | CLOSED | Dinner (af) | 4 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 7 | +4 | 00 |
| Wang's in the Desert | PS | 325-9264 | Dinner | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 11 | 8 | +3 | 04 |
| Wilde Goose | CC | CLOSED | Dinner | 2 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 12 | -2 | 99 |
| Wok in the Desert | PS | 778-1728 | Dinner (af) | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 01 |
| YardHouse | RM | 779-1415 | Lunch | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 10 | -4 | 02 |
| RESTAURANT_____NAME | TOWN | TELEPHONE | MEAL_________JUDGED | FOOD QUALITY | AMBIENCE | SERVICE | GAY PRESENCE | TOTAL RATING | PRICE LEVEL | WORTH YOUR MONEY? | YEAR |
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Adobe (67670 Carey Road): Located in the Villa Resort. Great food served in a nice, very crowded dining room. And the crowd is all gay! RATINGS
Alaskan Grill Twisted Fish (105 South Palm Canyon Drive): The location in the busiest spot in Palm Springs allows very little space, but the table is big enough for a small lunch. Everything is fish-based. The meal was plain but satisfactory. RATINGS
We were totally surprised to see it close in 2004; it seemed always to pack'em in. Never heard a harsh word. Hmmmm.
Al Dente (491 North Palm Canyon Drive): Whether you get to enjoy a comfortable terrace setting for lunch or an authentic Italian indoor dinner experience, you will get a high class Italian meal, superb service, and a pampered palate. RATINGS
Alfredo's (155 South Belardo Road): An unexpectedly pleasant Holiday Inn restaurant. Maybe the lighting was a tad gloomy, but the meal was hearty and very good. RATINGS
In 2001 we found the dinners costing some 60% more than before! They realized how good they were... And in 2003 there was no Holiday Inn any longer - and with it no Alfredo's either.
Applebee's (32400 Date Palm Drive): Predictable to the point of sterility, service when they got around to it, piped-in music that obviated -- no: precluded -- conversation, everything the very young, straight Generation Y crowd could ask for. RATINGS
Atlas (210 South Palm Canyon Drive): Delightful lunch dishes served on a nice, if sometimes a bit windy, verandah. Pleasant but at times forgetful service; the impression was, however, seriously damaged by an intentional shortchanging of -- 33 cents. How petty! RATINGS
We have no clue as to why Atlas closed. But it did, in 2005.
Azul (369 North Palm Canyon Drive): This is really an upscale bar, and the food ("tapas") was originally a tasty tidbit placed on a small plate on top of the wine glass to protect the wine from flies. Therefore, the servings are tiny (and our ratings reflect it). But what a delightful little lunch you get in a softly swinging table setting under a parasol right in town! Delicious food, nicely presented, and with attentive, pleasant service. RATINGS
Baker's Square (1596 North Palm Canyon Drive): Pleasant looking diner food, but then you find that it is all so greasy, even stir-fried vegetables! With all that grease, no wonder all their patrons appear so -- how shall we say it? -- well-rounded. Huge assortment of pies: another reason. RATINGS
Banducci's Bit of Italy (1260 South Palm Canyon Drive): Great, rich Italian meal with all the trimmings, served in a simple, comfortable room. The waitress was nice but too rushed. Quite popular place, and deservedly so. RATINGS
What a shock to see this Palm Springs Institution gone! Some things you expect to remain forever, because they have always been. We have no clue why they closed - they seemed always to be packed. Farewell to the good old days.
Beach House (70115 Highway 111): The indoor "Garden Room" is extremely pleasant and the champagne brunch food superb. But .. valet parking trap, the bill before offering coffee, double charge for one entree ("Oh, it's a computer glitch, we know about it"), and $2.50 for a non-alcohol alternative to the free champagne .. how unnecessary! RATINGS
Oops!! Closed "until the fall". Was it our review that made the Beach House close for "remodeling" in the beginning of April 1999, the very peak of the season? And the modeling wasn't at fault; it was everything else! -- Later update: "Remodeling" meant "going out of business" as it always does.
Bella Cucina (72355-C Highway 111): Good Italian fare enjoyed (1) indoors in a pleasantly decorated utilitarian room and (2) outdoors in spartan surroundings on their shopping center sidewalk facing a huge parking lot. RATINGS
Billy Reed's (1800 North Palm Canyon Drive): Hearty servings of good home cooking in a spectacular 90's (oh .. 1890's) setting. RATINGS
Bit of Country (418 South Indian Canyon Drive): No pretentions of any kind in this basic diner, just good food and plenty of it. Packing in locals. RATINGS
Black Angus (69640 Highway 111): The log cabin atmosphere stuns you when you step in: what a great steakhouse! But from that point on everything is mediocre to bad. Cheap cuts of meat (prepared OK), an inedible appetizer, a simple (but big) dessert cake, a befuddled waiter. Your table is surrounded by smoked glass walls separating you from other parties, and with nice company you will be well filled and hopefully happy. RATINGS
Blame It On Midnight (777 East Tahquitz Canyon Way): After all the disasters there, who could have guessed that this forlorn site at the end of the courtyard could ever succeed? Well, it has, and it was packed the midweek summer night of this review. Good mix, younger and older, gay men and women, cozy though huge, great food, good-looking service, and a bit too noisy as a night club should be. RATINGS
Blue Angel (777 East Tahquitz Canyon Way): Berlin and Marlene and the 30's right here in town! Stylishly perfect art deco barely lit by blue neon, live jazz singer loudly projected on many TV screens. Therefore, this place is a hyperelegant antithesis for someone who relishes subdued warmth. Great food, but not tops, great service, but not tops, and all gay. RATINGS
It couldn't make ends meet, it seems, and closed in early May 2000. In 2001, Blame It On Midnight opened here.
Blue Coyote Grill (445 North Palm Canyon Drive): Excellent Mexican food in a very comfortable place, most seating al fresco. RATINGS
Bongo Johnny's (214 East Arenas Road): A very cramped, wholly gay restaurant. While the brunches are totally undistinguished, the dinners are excellently prepared: a choice of several entrees, and tons of salads and burger variations as well; however, weak dessert selections. RATINGS
Boomerang Bistro (394 North Palm Canyon Drive): Nice food from a very limited menu, but oh so little of it. No ambience at all: concrete walls with built-in echo, bridge chairs from the closet, and glass and formica and green and gray all the way.
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We were surprised that they could make a go of it for so long, but it finally closed late in 2002, being replaced by a Thai restaurant
Boscoso (707 North Palm Canyon Drive): A gay high class restaurant that also appeals to a few straying, straight couples, but is still very much our territory. Great food (a long list of specials), superb service, an eatery doing everything right to make us feel at home. RATINGS
Burger Factory (333 South Indian Canyon Drive): Bland burger on a sawdust bun, plastic chairs, self-service, hostile attitude, the works. RATINGS
They left the premises in 2003, missed by few.
Cafe des Beaux-Arts (73640 El Paseo Drive): Well-prepared sizeable portions of not exclusively French food, nicely served in a pink-toned, pleasantly understated milieu. RATINGS
Cafe Scandia (356 South Indian Canyon Drive): Outstandingly prepared European entrees, served on, yes, hot dishes! A somewhat bewildered but friendly personnel; no offering of drinks or table bread or dessert - the guest has to specifically request that. Was that great tasting vegetable soup really borscht? RATINGS
Cafe 285 (285 North Palm Canyon Drive): Be warned: This place has "eat-and-leave" chairs for quick customer turnover. The comfort of a happy outdoors cafe is totally absent, in spite of food that is good for what it is. RATINGS
Cafe Veracruz (494 North Palm Canyon Drive): Colorful place with very friendly staff. Nice Mexican food. RATINGS
Caffe Italia (2500 North Palm Canyon Drive): Appetizer-sized portions of good pasta dishes in a small, white-tiled, utilitarian room. RATINGS
California Pizza Kitchen, two sites:
1) In PD: (73080 El Paseo Drive): Bright and airy. On the other hand: Mostly dry pizza dough with exquisities on top (how about Duck and Shrimp and Portobello?), in-your-face cooking, bimbo waiters, and no-armrest Breuer chairs throughout.
2) In PS: (123 North Palm Canyon Drive): Between kitchen clatter and baby blabber, a decent meal served in great haste by many hands. RATINGS
Canyon Bistro (415 North Palm Canyon Drive): Pleasant French restaurant serving excellent Italian food. Haphazard service .. at least five men were involved serving our table and still no napkins until requested. RATINGS
Capri (12260 Palm Drive): Standard fare Italian restaurant without personality. The soup appeared canned. RATINGS
Carlo's Italian Deli & Rest (119 South Indian Canyon Drive): Small portions of simple, basic Italian fare. Service almost non-existent. RATINGS
Carrow's (1243 East Palm Canyon Drive): Good standard diner food in a pleasing environment. They know how to cook, so it is very busy at dinner time. Open 24 hours a day. RATINGS
Casa Comargo (1480 South Palm Canyon Drive): Overdecorated, comfortable small Mexican place (seven tables in all), very friendly. Simple but good dishes. RATINGS
Thos little restaurant disappeared in 2002, and another restaurant is there now.
Castle City Grill (82530 Highway 111): Impressive building: a medieval castle! But it's one of those places that try to go upscale by adding "luxury" items to the decor (plastic velvet and the like) and by including a few nice-sounding dishes on the menu. It's a diner in disguise. RATINGS
C C Inn on El Paseo (73445 El Paseo Drive): Chi-chi lady food, and not particularly tasty at that. But the gazebo-like outdoor patio is quite nice. RATINGS
Cedar Creek Inn (1555 South Palm Canyon Drive): A top quality place! Large helpings of delicious food. Beautifully decorated room with rustic wood tables and comfortable armchairs (but the seat is soft plastic, which is not so nice). Perfect, attentive service. For brunch, same comments (but for a short meal we didn't even notice the plastic seat, if any). The most civilized restaurant we have found. RATINGS
Charisma (44400 Indian Wells Lane): In the top echelon resort hotel The Esmeralda, you descend a Hello Dolly staircase and find this wonderful restaurant that offers superb fare at any price. But its clincher is the promotional menu; if you watch your calendar and clock and accept choosing from only three entrees and two desserts, you have found the restaurant most worthy of your money in this entire valley. Super-friendly service, top class ambience, everything you could ask for. RATINGS
Cheeky Monkey (475 South Sunrise Way): British pub, very authentically appointed, which includes a high degree of gloom. Traditional English food, with their time-honored breakfast an option all day. RATINGS
Some people liked it, but too many did not; it closed in early 2001, and in 2003 the building became a huge parking lot
Chef (356 South Indian Canyon Drive): Fine atmosphere but somehow not relaxing. Great cooking but somehow too little of it. Good service but somehow no alacrity. The chef came around and said hello: a nice touch. All prices quoted in even dollars (no $14.95's): an even nicer touch. RATINGS
Demise occurred early in 2000 and now you find Schnitzel Haus in the same place and with the same phone number. Who knows -- maybe the same people?
Chen Ling Garden (787 North Palm Canyon Drive): Good Mandarin and Szechuan food. Although a bit gloomy, the place has more Chinese ambience than most, even authentic Chinese piped-in music. They offer free delivery within Palm Springs. RATINGS
Closed in late summer of 2001; now there is Thai Kitchen II".
China 8 (31855 Date Palm Drive): Good dumplings try in vain to rescue a less than mediocre beef dish in this barren dump, and smiling faces are just not enough. RATINGS
China 8 Buffet (2355 Tahquitz Canyon Way): Select from over a hundred buffet dishes. No gourmet dining, but interesting and mostly quite good. They make you feel welcome. RATINGS
China Garden (73196 Highway 111): Pleasant Chinese lunch, simple stylish room, and nice enough service. RATINGS
China King (295 North Palm Canyon Drive): Filling meal at a totally undistinguished Chinese eatery. RATINGS
Chrome (241 East Arenas Road): What a delightful dining experience on the wide patio! There is not a big menu selection, but everything is well prepared, simple, and tasty. Perfect service. These are the premises of the earlier Tomboyz, and we have never experienced a starker contrast. RATINGS
So what happened? Chrome, one of our all-time highest rated restaurants, opened in 2006 and then closed a month later. We were flummoxed to say the least, and all sorts of rumors as to the cause were flying around. We surely missed the place - until Bongo Johnny's opened in its stead. Proves that nothing is irreplaceable.
Churchill's Fish&Chips (665 South Palm Canyon Drive): Quite authentic London East End pub, with its decor on the cheap and deep-fried food, mostly fish, with French fries, as it should be. Someone just may like it. RATINGS
It was just amazing that this dive could last that long, but it finally closed in 2004.
Coco's (1901 East Palm Canyon Drive): Good, filling food in a typical diner. RATINGS
Coffee Dot Com (241 East Tahquitz Way): Outdoor lunch: Pleasant sidewalk cafe, albeit with not very comfortable chairs, serving a good sandwich lunch that is not big enough. Indoor dinner: Sitting in what could be taken as a bus station waiting room, you get a superb homestyle meal; no luxury, but done right throughout. Large portions of everything, and regardless of your appetite you eat every last morsel. The walls are crammed with art, but the food is what counts. RATINGS
Let's face it: it was an art gallery that also served food, and that is a tough proposition. They finally had to close in early 2003 and gave room for Spike's bar, which later morphed into the Plum restaurant.
Continental Cafe (42490 Bob Hope Drive): Elegant little restaurant, a surprise for a plain shopping center. Excellent food, maybe a tad small servings. RATINGS
Burned to cinder together with several other businesses on Leap Day 2000. Let's hope they'll recover.
Crosswalk Cafe (370 North Palm Canyon Drive): Not bad food for a quick meal. Well, quick -- You know those people who run, run, run and never get anything done. The owner/waitress ran among the tables, delivering a fork here and saying "The food will be out soon" there, and we just sat and sat and sat... RATINGS
Cyrano's (664 North Palm Canyon Drive): Really high quality French kitchen, very much like being in Paris, even down to the less than comfortable chairs. Exquisite service. And in spite of all this, the place is not stuffy at all. RATINGS
Sad to see Cyrano's go, but it closed in late summer of 2000.
Daily Grill (73061 El Paseo Drive): Really great food in an understated, first-class bar type of restaurant. RATINGS
Dakota (73260 El Paseo Drive): Western style menu, and the food is quite good. Service perfect: attentive and not intrusive. RATINGS
Damo's Pastaria (256 South Palm Canyon Drive): Yes, Virginia, there is a gourmet lunch in Palm Springs! This is not a "Pastaria" at all -- they serve a delightful full meal, indoors (a little bit spartan) or on the sidewalk terrace (quite pleasant), and don't mind the confusing whiteboard menu (What comes with what?), just enjoy everything! RATINGS
Another good restaurant has closed, this one by January 2000. It could be a result of its name -- pastaria sounds more like a pastry shop. Now Pom' Frite is there.
Davey's Hideaway (292 East Palm Canyon Drive): If you can read the menu in the dark, you will order a delicious meal. Subdued, efficient service, quiet, comfortable, discreet, a real hideaway. RATINGS
Delhi Palace (1422 North Palm Canyon Drive): Tasty, interesting food of India, presented in a gloomy, formal elegance. RATINGS
Denny's (1201 North Palm Canyon Drive): Diner all the way, but with some really good dishes. Open 24 hours a day. RATINGS
Desert Museum Cafe (101 Museum Drive): Delightful salads and sandwiches either indoors with art on the walls or outside in a sculpture garden with moving waters. A real oasis, and you don't have to pay the museum entrance fee for just the cafe! RATINGS
Desert Palms Inn (67580 East Palm Canyon Drive): We reviewed it (favorably) years ago, but then came bankruptcy, killing the good goose. The place virtually died, and we removed our review. Now, on revisiting it under new management we found it again offering a high quality meal and pleasant by-the-pool seating (but without the alluring crowd of hunks in and around the pool of yore). RATINGS
Please help us to keep track of when this restaurant is open. The latest reason to close was a fire in 2002. What next?
Don Diego (74969 Highway 111): Upscale Mexican cuisine; outstanding salsa for the chips. RATINGS
Don & Sweet Sue's (68955 Ramon Road): Good, wholesome food, extremely pleasant service, you feel at home. RATINGS
88 Bistro (69620 Highway 111): Very nice lunch dishes, mostly Chinese, in a subdued setting. Service excellent if a tad overbearing. RATINGS
It closed almost immediately. Why? Ask not.
Elmer's (1030 East Palm Canyon Drive): Big, wonderful servings of "home" cooking that really satify a hungry man, but then that gloomy lighting -- why??? RATINGS
Enzo's (254 North Palm Canyon Drive): You need something extra when you serve Italian fare; Enzo's is fair -- but no flair. Service friendly but too many misses. RATINGS
Erik's Kro (356 South Indian Canyon Drive): Wildly varying European national dishes, albeit kind of diminutive. 100% gay clientele when reviewed. Friendly, with its Danish chef appearing from his kitchen -- a nice touch. RATINGS
Another casualty of this horrible location. Who will be the next to open and then close? Partial answer: Cafe Scandia with the same Danish chef.
Europa (1620 Indian Trail): Burning candles, low wooden ceiling, roaring fireplace, great intimate feeling. Great but distinctly unremarkable dishes. Nice enough service, but with food auctions and repeated satisfaction inquiries. RATINGS
Fisherman's Market & Grill (235 South Indian Canyon Drive): One would expect that a fish-and-seafood-only cafeteria style eatery with barebones seating would offer such excellent fare that everything else would be overlooked for the joy of the palate. Not so - it was all too salty and bland (so you had to gulp down a lot of beverage from your styrofoam cup). RATINGS
Fuji Buffet (69600 Highway 111): Decent buffet selection of plain but tasty Japanese morsels in huge 1950's diner style room, complete with aluminum edges, formica and naugahyde. A screaming reprimand (in Japanese) of the personnel served as entertainment. RATINGS
This restaurant died in the winter of 2001
Gila Steaks & Seafood (74950 Country Club Drive): Excellent kitchen! Eat there -- don't drink (Margarita without a trace of tequila, cranberry juice diluted by tons of ice). Industrial space sectioned by office dividers (nicely done, but a bit rough for an upscale restaurant). Service absolutely impeccable. RATINGS
Grand Palms Buffet (32250 Bob Hope Drive): In the Agua Caliente Casino, so get your free Club Paradise card for a $1 meal discount. Impeccably clean, roomy and airy and bright, pleasant service for the little they do in a buffet setting, rich selection of varied dishes but monotonous desserts (38 different cakes, that's it -- yikes!) RATINGS
Great Wall (362 South Palm Canyon Drive): At lunch very small portions of tasty Chinese food in a diner type of locale. RATINGS
Hacienda Blanca (2330 North Palm Canyon Drive): Two meals (one dinner, one lunch), two years (2004 and 2003), two very different reviews, and two names (it was Casablanca the first time). 1) Dinner in 2003: The Adriatic Villa hotel is such a gorgeous replica of a real Italian pensione that one expects its restaurant to be a treasure. Not so. It is simply a mediocre dive. Routine Mexican fare in a locale a half-step up from a diner. And they shortchanged on the bill. 2) Lunch in 2004: Good Mexican food of the standard variety, a nice and airy decor bringing it a step up from looking like a diner, friendly service. RATINGS
This restaurant didn't start up very well, but it improved to be quite a nice place. It probably lost its reputation early on and could not regain it and closed in 2005.
Hamburger Hamlet (123 North Palm Canyon Drive): The first thing you notice is the atrociously slow service (ordering, serving, paying). The second thing you notice is the hurt from sitting on black metal strips with no padding (painfully elegant). You don't notice the food at all -- it is made with all noticeable flavor elements meticulously removed, so that nobody's taste buds are ever offended. RATINGS
It quietly died in the summer of 2004, sorely missed by the hapless tourists who didn't know any better. A notice on the door invites us to their remaining outlets in Los Angeles and Washington DC. Yeah, sure.
Hamburger Mary's (415 North Palm Canyon Drive): Food: adequate. Comfort: so-so. Fireplace: cute. Conversation: impossible. The relentless hammering of the powermusic (reminiscing of the gym) is what lingers when the taste of the huge hamburger is long gone. RATINGS
Here's the Beef Steakhouse (68784 East Palm Canyon Drive): After an uninspired salad, great steaks in very cramped, New York sized quarters. Good service, but far too much "How's everything" (even the chef emerged inquiring). RATINGS
Hometown Buffet (72513C Highway 111): An enormous buffet selection of nice food; clearly a place to fill up most pleasantly. RATINGS
International Cafe (67778 Highway 111): Fine American dining with some Mexican dishes as well. Generous servings of delicious food, but the place needed more warmth: the ambience by more textiles and the service by more smiles. RATINGS
Int'l House of Pancakes, two sites:
1) In PS (471 South Indian Canyon Drive): Standard diner. Good selection of pancakes. Often noisy babies on board.
2) In RM (34199 Monterey Avenue): Standard diner. Good, hearty omelettes, and a good selection of pancakes. RATINGS
JJ's Mexican Oasis (1550 North Palm Canyon Drive): Well prepared Mexican dishes served in a simple, homey room. RATINGS
Johannes (196 South Indian Canyon Drive): A minimalist European style gourmet restaurant. The absence of the standard paraphernalia, the discreet background music, the faultless service, and each enjoyable bite of food made this into a most relaxing experience. To be sure, we were the only clients. RATINGS
John's (900 North Palm Canyon Drive): As exciting as the cafeteria at a freeway rest stop -- in fact, a true copy of the real thing. RATINGS
John Henry's (1785 East Tahquitz Canyon Way): Great reputation, due more to quantity than quality. Mostly al fresco, and no place to wait for your table -- wherever you stand you're in everybody's way. Don't even try to understand the confusing menu! But all is forgiven after the enormous dessert. RATINGS
Kacoon's Oasis (73405 El Paseo Drive): Nicely done dishes, but oh so little of it (and the mandarin wedges in the greenery were fermented). Service very slow. RATINGS
Kaiser Grille (205 South Palm Canyon Drive): Excellent, courteous service. Rich, well-prepared, and well-presented dishes. Tasteful, comfortable seating (even outdoors, in December!). One of the very best lunches anywhere. RATINGS
Karla's (143 South Farrell Drive): Plain, a bit gloomy, but very popular diner. RATINGS
Kiyosaku (1420 North Palm Canyon Drive): Well-prepared Japanese food, but the servings were so small that they affected our food rating. Very traditional atmosphere: chopsticks, kimonos, paper lamps. Service was minimal: "More tea, please". RATINGS
La Casita (411 East Palm Canyon) (411 East Palm Canyon Drive): Improved diner setting with live music entertainment. Pleasant Mexican dishes. RATINGS
La Casita (100 South Indian Canyon) (100 South Indian Canyon Drive): We finally found thoroughly bland Mexican food! And you can get a decent Margarita for $1.50! Relish this place now before they locate the spice cabinet. RATINGS
La Fonda (611 South Palm Canyon Drive): Decent Mexican food in a plain room with cafeteria style ordering and then table delivery. Based on your luck you may get it served on paper plates! RATINGS
Closed in 2002, and has been replaced, and replaced, by other versions of Mexican food.
La Provence (254 North Palm Canyon Drive): For special occasions (such as when you don't have the time to hop over to Paris) this is as perfectly French as you can get. There is such a thin